so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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