your thong is hanging out like whoa
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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