I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
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So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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