2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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