Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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