Dual....:-)
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yo dont text me then not text me
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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