she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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