my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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