NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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