I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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