If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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