Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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