Your tits are I can't wait for
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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