ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
There are leaves in my underwear?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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