Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
worst night to have a conscience
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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