And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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