that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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