i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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