I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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