U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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