If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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