Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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