You surviving the open bar?
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I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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