he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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