My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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