After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My life is pants optional.
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