he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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