btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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