There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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