is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
