i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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