I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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