What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i was born a porn star she said
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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