yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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