Pappa wants mamma naked
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
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