am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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