Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize