Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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