Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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