apparently the secret to your success is patron
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
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You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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