he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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