He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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