I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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