God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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