I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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