i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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