just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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