this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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