She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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