In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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