Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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