Can Purell be used as lube?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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