I showed him my bush... on skype.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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