im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
